Cookie-pusher

Effete, unmasculine person with pretensions to social status; pejorative for a diplomat.

I went to a party in Georgetown with a bunch of cookie-pushers; some of them even were speaking in French. Time to leave town!

by Cornholio October 28, 2003

meth cookies

A large chunk of cooked meth

I ate one of them meth cookies, and I ran around the trailer park for four days straight!!

by kaptainkindbud December 12, 2005

Cookie Bitch

Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)

"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."

by Mr. Wagner January 7, 2006

anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

by Metal CP February 26, 2007

genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.

You'll be my genius cookie forever and ever

by Anonymous January 22, 2004

Cookie Monster

A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.

"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."

by Blank Father Goodman October 19, 2009

Baking Cookies

To make a crispy flat cake made out of dough.

I was baking cookies for my guests.

by Lucy November 22, 2003