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Commander

My homosexual nightmare while I was in the army. My commander fucked me 12 times in the ass and twice in the eye once he found out is was fake!!!
Please! Not in the eye socket Commander!!!
by JKD February 24, 2003
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comma bitch

1. Written when the punctuation should be said, rather than inferred generally to emphasize the inclusion of punctuation.

2. To markup existing signs, packaging, instructions, or other items -- either physically or through the use of Photoshop -- with ", bitch"
1. "Argh. We ran out of toilet paper again! You must have used it all up. comma bitch."

2. You totally comma bitched the packaging.. it now says, "Hot & Spicy Szechwan Seasoning Mix: Authentic Asian Taste, Bitch"
by teee dot September 11, 2009
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Comish

1. A jock sniffing coworker who wins a GOAT helmet at a game he was invited to by a "friend" who happens to be the biggest GOAT fan of all time, who doesn't give him the helmet.

2. A jock sniffing coworker who receives a text from a confused young fantasy opponent telling him that a fantasy owner is not starting Patrick Mahomes, who then notifies said fantasy owner who then plays him and beats one of his "friends" thus knocking him out of the playoffs......
My co worker is a total comish.....
by Hossenator December 3, 2018
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CommanderJinx

One of the absolutely most hotest member at DSF.
OMG CommanderJinx, he's so mysterious, yet so strong...
by Not Erika, I swear June 15, 2004
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Comas

A human Dildo. Also, short and ugly. And very proud to be a retarded Cuban. Not to knock the race, but the intelligence level of Comas is lacking somewhat.
Small Child: MOMMY LOOK AT THE COMAS!
Mother: It's not nice to point. He can't help it.
by A concerned citizen January 18, 2003
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Supreme Commander of the Arcane

A practitioner of the mystic or magic arts who has greater skills than all others or commands a greater portion of the ambient magical energies than any other organism on a given world or dimension. By definition, there can be only one Supreme Commander of the Arcane per world at a time.
by Quintin December 30, 2003
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Comma

WAY BETTER THAN PEOIRDS!
Alyssa:Hey im not haveing my peoird
Cassie:....I have a penis
Catherine: COMMA!
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