"I need to tell you something super secret that you cannot mention to another person - this is for real, not for the Colander of Silence"
by DK0713 July 13, 2012
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Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
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As a friend to someone, and you try to help them out in a very tense way. Not normally a calm helpful way.
"Dee, I think you have gained some weight..."
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
"Dick, What is that suppoed to mean? "
"I am saying you need to cut the pounds! "
"Ah, well that's just mean, Dick! "
"No, it's called Companion tension! "
by EMjobz March 1, 2012
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Leslie just replaced her PC with a Mac, and I've heard nothing but commandohs from her cubicle all day.
by blueyediva October 14, 2013
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Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"
Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"
by G smith January 6, 2014
Get the commando fudge mug.Someone who is a total fucking boss when it comes to PC gaming and makes it their priority to win every round every time with all of their heart and soul.
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Get the commander gamer mug.Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.
1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!
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