by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021
"hey girl, you know, we cock sisters. I was with that fool years ago, before you ended up with him."
by Spellbound July 04, 2014
J.D is the Cock Inspector. No one can have a shower after a game without him hanging around and checking out our dicks. He's always talking about who's dick is bigger. It's a bit weird really.
by Jonesy! July 11, 2016
The act of performing oral sex on your partner, while the female has a mouthful of Pop-Rocks. Thus creating a wonderful crackling sensation.
Derreck: Hey dude did you hear what Rachel did last night?
Kyle: Naw what did she do?
Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!
Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
Kyle: Naw what did she do?
Derreck: She totally Pop-Cocked me and it was awesome!
Kyle: Damn dude lucky you
by Buster Miller October 29, 2011
getting a blow job from a woman who has fucked up teeth and leaves your dick shredded. also, it can leave you peeing like a sprinkler.
Tim: OMG, what happened to ur dick?
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
Tom: i don't know man, I didn't know what was gonna happen, we just straight up pounded.
Tim: And???
Tom: Well I didn't know she would be a cock shredder, but i should have known....it was LEAH!!
by Shaman Zimbadway April 08, 2010
A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.
My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.
by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 07, 2014
the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!
guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.
guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?
by yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010