Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab

Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock

by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021

cock advance

The opposite of cock block. Advancing your own interests in a female ahead of another guy.

Jeez Ben was supposed to be Brendan’s wingman, but instead cock advanced himself and went home with Anna!

by BransonTeapot420 November 9, 2020

Pellet Cock

An extremely small pellet shaped penis, similar to a cocktail sausage.

Girl, I love noshing on David's pellet cock while he strums my tuna canoe.

by THE GPC July 11, 2016

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018

cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

Cock Beam

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.

My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.

by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014

Ibaka Cock

n.

1. a phrase that is used to express a nice dunk face or block made by Serge Ibaka of the Congo who plays on NBA's own Oklahoma City Thunder franchise

Person 1: I love seeing Serge Ibaka on the fast break because you know you're going to get to see Ibaka serve up some Ibaka Cock and pretty much bukkake whoever tries to draw a charge in front of him

Person 2: Nice, theres Chris Bosh waiting under the basket and what do you know? Theres Ibaka cutting to the basket and oh shit, eat that Ibaka Cock Bosh you fuck!

by The Big Dick Assailants January 17, 2011