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Closer

Usually a Baseball team's best relief pitcher. He comes in for the last inning to "shut the door" on the other team and preserve a tight game when his team is on top. As opposed to breaking balls and offspeed junk, he usually comes in and throws his outstanding fastball and, typically, slider.
The 8th inning is the real last chance for our sox to fight back. Mariano Rivera (most acclaimed closer ever) is warming up in the bullpen.
by Amaury Warfield October 1, 2005
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closed-minded

The opposite of open-minded (DUH-uh!).

Many people are under the mistaken impression that the first person who says "You're just being closed-minded" in a debate is automatically the winner; frequently, the first person who says this has simply run out of facts.

Contrary to popular belief, it's also not always bad to be closed-minded, especially towards ideas which are easily demonstrated to be false or foolish.
I'm very open-minded about space exploration, but I'm very closed-minded about doing a space walk without a spacesuit.
by Gahmuret July 5, 2006
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Closet Zombie

(Noun). A zombie who seems to have been hiding in your closet and suddenly comes out to eat you.

(Adjective). A person who spends to much time playing videogames in his room.
(Noun). "Dude i was playing Left 4 Dead last night and had to fight tons of Closet Zombies!"

(Adjective). "Dude come hang with us and stop being a Closet Zombie!!"
by TopHatter June 7, 2009
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closeretta

A gay man or woman who is in the closet and/or in denial about their homosexuality.
Tom Cruise and Mariska Hargitay are two examples of what a closeretta is.
by closeretta June 29, 2009
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cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
by worderamma December 13, 2009
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closed for maintenance

Expression used to say a girl is on her period, as most girls prefer not to have sex during their period and thus are "closed for maintenance".
Guess tonight I'm flying solo as my girlfriend is closed for maintenance...
by Willem88 January 1, 2012
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Closet Dyke

A woman who has been with a man for more then 9 years and suddenly stops sleeping with him, Decides to go after woman instead.
Mike: my wife won't sleep with me anymore she kicked me out of the bedroom I sleep on the couch now, she wants a female playmate... She's a closet dyke
by Shitlist_101 February 10, 2015
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