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It speaks for itself though doesn't it?
Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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Church-Kiss

a quick kiss, without tongue. usually fast, mindless lip brushes.

the kind of kiss you exchange with a family member, friend, or someone you kiss so often that it becomes a habit.
He gave her a Church-Kiss in front of his moms; but that side-bitch had just spent the night!
by Mad-Dog M June 11, 2020
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Church

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”
by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021
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Central Avenue Church Of Christ

An unknown cult in Fairborn, Ohio that covers up sexual assault and hides predators.
Rose: Don't go to Central Avenue Church Of Christ. It's really dangerous.
Syra: Why?
Rose: They're a cult and their covering up sexual assault, I should know, I'm one of their victims.
by TheWhistleblower June 7, 2018
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God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good
I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church
by kendiK April 16, 2019
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Church boy

Me: Wow hello church boy
Parker: Shut up
(@_@)
by anonymous March 22, 2022
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Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit
Louise church is eating my food
by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019
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