micro chips

1) Microwaveable chips of the chav variety... cheap - hard - effective

2) A very Greasy Boy

Comes from the term "Microwaveable Chips"

1)
Mam: "Corrina yer micro chips are ready"

Corrina: "In a min Mam!"

2)
"That kid's a micro chip"

by Steffanio January 5, 2005

Chinese Fiesta

A ceremony where Chinese food is consumed to cancel a monster hangover. Takes place Sunday afternoon.

Steve, you look more extrenuary than usual, what’s your problem?
I need Chinese Fiesta.

by Evenstevo July 29, 2005

Chinese Favours

To give someone Chinese Favours is to allow them to share your bed without engaging in sexual acts. It is most commonly used to decribe situations in which one or both of the parties involved are hoping for some action.

"I hear you went home with that hottie last night?"
"Yeah, but nothing happened - she just gave me Chinese Favours!"

"Can I stay at yours tonight?"
"Ok - but Chinese Favours only!"

by Anne_D August 8, 2006

Chinese Seasaw

Chinese Seasaw is the newest and coolest sexual game. It's when one guy is in front of the girl with his "" down her throat and the guy's friend is behind the girl with his "" inside her backside throat. The purpose of the game is to jam the penis into the respective opening thereby causing the other side's penis to fall off the ride. The great thing is that you can always get back on. The guy that finishes first loses the game. Chick always wins.

Dude..let's London Bridge it and Chinese Seasaw this chick!

by Da Man - Who Else April 6, 2009

Chinese Torture

A technique used by the Chinese to get information they needed out of captives. The captive is laid down on a table with just one light on in the room hung above their head; also above the captives head is a device that releases a single drop of water in between the persons eye brows (the center of the brow). Every several seconds a water drop falls until (if affective) the person goes crazy and thus releases the wanted information to the Chinese.

The captive stood a good chance until they used the Chinese Torture on him, he only lasted 7 hours.

by 3vi1_1337 July 4, 2007

chinese flu

A cold or flu bug that hits you so hard, you feel like you just heard a boop sound and got kicked down bleachers at a soccer match.

Oh man, I caught a chinese flu last week; It was horrible, straight out of soccerkick.mpeg..

by mattology November 10, 2007

Chinese Lunch-Box

Taking a cooked package of ramen or some similar product, and putting it in a girl's vagina. Then, after waiting for several minutes to allow juices to soak in, then add the beef packets and stir. Soak for about 5 min. Then eat it out of said vagina with chopsticks. Add soy sauce for extra flavor.

After having sex, Shane whipped himself up a chinese lunch-box for dessert.

"My boyfriend Jermane and I tried the chinese lunch-box, I was really into it, but now my vagina smells like beef...and soy sauce."

by A rich, rich man January 22, 2006