Crazy check

Slang for a monthly stipend from the Social Security Disability Insurance department given to recipients deemed unable to work because of psychiatric disability. Application for eligibility is often a lengthy process, but not impossible for those who truly need the assistance. It is NOT a handout or a copout for those who don't feel like working. It is a critical safety net for those who might fall between the cracks and potentially find themselves out on the street.

Thanks to my crazy check I keep a roof over my head.

by Notyermomma January 8, 2011

dick check

When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.

She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.

by Keovani® October 25, 2007

bone check

term used in the stabbing of another.

upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times

by El Negro September 11, 2004

check the mojo filter

a phrase used to secretly tell your counterpart/counterparts that something has gone wrong and you all should leave the room and/or social situation

tom sees the man who his wife cheated on him with, but tom already has warrants out for his arrest so he must leave as not to cause a scene.

friends: hey tom isnt that the guy?

tom: oh yeah, we should deffantly check the mojo filter

by thedestroyerofmenknownassteve July 19, 2010

credit check

when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"

You have just been Credit Checked!

by flanstar February 28, 2005

let me check

When someone pretends to check if they can cover your shift.

Hi do you want to cover my shift this Sunday 7:00-13:30?
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Let me check
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by McTb May 27, 2019

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!

An extremely funny TikTok sound that we need to talk about more. I try to find places in my conversations to say it but there just aren't any chances. You best know the second there's an opportunity I will be saying it.

yes i did that and you would do it too for a check. I was an employee and I was going to get employed and thats on periodt!is very funny and iconic and DO NOT tell me different

by pop off kween November 13, 2020