A poorly maintained, cluttered room/living quarter where a goon/gooner spends most of his time mainly endulging in activities such as watching porn and mastrubating. A goon cave inhabitant is an individual with poor hygiene and social skills wich the state of his disgusting goon cave tends to reflect.
Darnell: Ayo Jimmy was supposed to join us on this here fishing trip. But ever since he got internet he don't leave his goon cave no more!
Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that
smelly goon cave of his.
Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
Cletus: Yep.. Ol' Jimmy has no valuable life skills, just 'turbatin and watchin porn all day every day up yonder in that
smelly goon cave of his.
Darnell: yup.. lord have mercy.
by Sundown 6 April 30, 2024
Get the goon cavemug. when a cave diver is hungry and is stuck in a crack, hole, ant nest, est
they start eating the damn thing
they start eating the damn thing
by GO EAT YOUR CHEESE CAKE March 1, 2025
Get the cave eatingmug. Jenny had been thinking about tossing Paulies salad all day...she wanted the musk, the sweat, the dirt and everything in between. Pauly knew this so not only did he keep his butt unclean but he barely wiped it after a number two so she could have the full rusty cave experience.
by Seaguller12 January 15, 2015
Get the rusty cavemug. If you don't understand something that has been happening since caveman time/prehistoric periods/the dawn of man.
That's so cave
by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021
Get the cavemug. A dark place filled with bats and falling stalactites that can possibly penetrate your head or any other important body parts. Not recommended for people that have a fear of bats, darkness and falling stalactites. You can also yell something in a cave and the walls will repeat it for you, thats called an echo. Theres also may tunnels if you go in the right tunnel you can find gold or used condoms. If you go the wrong way then chances are, you'll get spiked by a falling stalactite. Stalactites are 2spooky4me.
Jordy went into a cave, he came out covered in stalactites.
Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.
Espn went into a dark cave , no he didnt he's scared of the darkness.
by Demtane June 12, 2017
Get the Cavemug. A dark or dim space where a person would lay horizontally and goon. Oftentimes, people enter the goon cave during peak daylight, when they should be outside.
by dylf2025 July 27, 2025
Get the Goon Cavemug. The act of consuming a number of psychedelic drugs and staying in one place for a long period of time. After such event a smell can be noticed off ones body.
Taking 2 taps of LSD waiting for them to kick in, eat some x to get the candy effect. On off beats of the amazing euphoric event you will smoke a bowl. When the event has come to a climax you will finish it off with a bowl of Shepherdess's Herb for one last trip to heaven then when this is finished you may now say to yourself that you were Cave Trippin'
by TripitoverO.o May 8, 2011
Get the Cave Trippin'mug.