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Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up
I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga October 4, 2011
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cotton crack

The act of a male sagging his pants so low his crack can be seen through his underwear.
Female #1: Did you see that cute guy walk by?

Female #2: Yeah, he was cute but he had a total cotton crack.
by ItstartswithaD January 16, 2008
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Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.
Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.
by MedMen October 15, 2010
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Cotton Pickin

Cotton Picking used in a sentence goes back to the early days of the south. It was a term used to display anger or dismay. It was coined by plantation owners that had slaves that picked cotton. Since these slaves were seen as lazy the plantation owners would always be upset with them.
by Crankypapa August 31, 2010
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cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.
I cotton candied myself at work today
by mandaxbutt February 2, 2009
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cottonback rattlemoccasin

any snake that appears threatening. This word covers a wide array of venomous snakes in the south.
If there's a snake on the side of the road and you don't know what it is. "That could be a cottonback rattlemoccasin. I'm not going near it!"
by Clint Wayner May 23, 2009
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Cotton Summa Camp

A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 11, 2010
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