Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

Glazing the carrot

When a man puts his Wang in the females vagina and it comes out all covered in her cum. Glazing the carrot sexual intercourse between male and female.

I'm going to let my wife glaze my carrot tonight. Oh baby we are glazing the carrot.

by TwitchingWeirdo October 28, 2021

Carrot cake

Something you bring to a Fleetwood Mac concert

"You brought a carrot cake to a fleedwood mac concert"
"That's true"
"Do you like fleedwood mac?"
"Yeah, and carrot cake"

by Lynxxh May 24, 2022

carrot

My friend once died in a car crash because he had too many carrots shoved up his ass. Carrots are murderers; if you eat or buy carrots you are gratifying a murderer.

Oh, what is that I hear? Is that THE CRUNCH OF A CARROT??
SPIT THAT OUT NOW YOU PSYCHOPATH!

....what the f-

I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN FRIEND

by (homo)sapien December 13, 2022

french carrot

The french carrot is a time to describe when you can't find your dildo so you steal a carrot from the grocery store or your neighbours yard

Where have all our carrots gone? We had half a bag before the dinner party?
Im not sure , but i think our daughter might be doing the French carrot again.

by The French Carrot April 22, 2018

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.

"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."

by Twinkothy January 27, 2025