by Foulcreature March 21, 2022

i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 28, 2010

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

To earn over £36 hour, so called because you would earn less walking on a floor covered in pennies and picking up 1 a second.
by PHowesInCanal December 9, 2008

weird phrase (hopefully never used) to describe a carpet that someone hs spilled yellow lotion onto. this is a phrase you most likely will never use
"man you wont believe it. when i bought home that lotion i fucking spilled it and pulled a banana carpet
by ppsucker49 October 15, 2019

by Poison53 January 25, 2018

by Peanutbutter spread June 4, 2018
