Captain Flapjacks

King of the pancakes, my bestie

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"

by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023

captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"

Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!

by selley November 23, 2004

Captain Insult

The term for a friend or roommate who's decided to get a little salty, and has nothing to say but meaningless insults.

Jordan: Ha, I hear you dying over there again Nick, Asche Sucks!
Nick: Wow, thanks Captain Insult.

by dangerzone116 December 17, 2011

Captain Kirk

A long, skinny, curvy dick.

Watch left, Captain Kirk is gonna blow his load!

She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.

by fmywet87 March 17, 2016

Captain Fanta

Fanta is the fizziest and Coolest drink of all the sodas! It's a drink that has been made by the Coke Company and is very popular! He looks cool in his goggles and likes the color "Orange"

Captain Fanta is better than Captain Coke

by PikaGamer Spacemon January 23, 2018

captain sabertooth

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"

-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album

by big dick twins October 13, 2014

Captain Wide

Captain Wide the leader of world all bow down to Wide Boi (Captain Wide).

"OH LOOK! Theres Captain Wide bow down"

by xx_JakeAdamson_100chromosome_ January 2, 2019