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candy surprise

the event that a girl appears small chested until you can get her clothes off and then they look and feel huge!
Dude I had no idea that girls tits were so big till she took her top off. It was a total candy surprise!
by Dinger182 March 28, 2012
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Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.
I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.
by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011
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candy clepto

Someone who steals candy everytime they go to their corner market.
Guy 1:Dude, did you see Joe steal those Now and Laters.
Guy 2:Yea, he's such a candy clepto.
by Candyman919191 April 1, 2010
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candy milk

The sweetened and colored milk that is left after eating a sugary, usually fruity, cereal.
After my breakfast, I always use my candy milk to take my vitamins.
by rabbitslims206 July 28, 2011
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Candy gas

1. When somebody has the most heinous sounding and or smelling flatulance after consuming too much candy and or liquor.
2. When consuming at an excess a treat that causes severe flatulence.
3. That sound you make early in the morning and blame on the dog.
Damn boy, Jesse sure does have that candy gas! It sounds and smells terrible!
by zacktherapist April 18, 2018
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Candy someone

Treat someone most commonly a captive furry in role play or a human by forcing them to be your bitch and do whatever the master tells them too if they consent or just literally candy like a sweet.
His eyes lit up when he saw that you were frozen in fear. "What's wrong? Don't tell me you don't want some candy do you?" he asked mockingly. Candy someone
by FurrysDefiner. August 4, 2023
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Candy Boy

Any male that dresses for the female gaze in efforts to manipulate them. Commonly seen with black nail polish, silver rings, excessive necklaces.
Come here candy boy, why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?
by MinorAndNeurodivergent February 17, 2022
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