Callum

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.

Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.

by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019

Calum

The name of a person who most of the time is an ass hole. Callum can be a nice person but you will likely find this is a facade

Snake

"Why is calum so mean?"
"Why are you surprised? his name is calum"

by Imanegg April 4, 2019

callum moore

Very sexy big man from LE67 ;)

"Come here Callum Moore, your ears are getting me going!"

by CxllumMoor3 August 3, 2019

Callum

He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute

Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression

by Issybaeness August 7, 2019

Callum Singleton

Callum Singleton is a fat bastard. He is an attention seeker and smokes fags.

Callum singleton is a nitty.

by Saggypumpum August 31, 2019

Callum

Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan

Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt

by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019

Callum

And average boy but a bit of a player so fuck you Callum 🖕

Did you see callum?
Yeah he’s such a player 🙄

by Hejehbeehjdebehej September 19, 2019