by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

(N)- A person who is extremely uncool. One who is of a supreme douchiness in regards to the methods of winning they employ in their video game strategies. A newb or trihard. Specifically referring to a person who is playing C.O.D
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
(Adj)- When someone is being uncool or extremely douchy. Inexperienced or new to something.
Player 1- You did not seriously just screen-look me... Cabbage.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
Player 2- Ain't no thang but a chicken wang.
by Kabage November 29, 2010

A social-distance way to safely express a hug, by holding your arms straight out at your sides, like a Cabbage Patch Kid doll, while standing 6 feet apart. During the coronavirus pandemic quarantines of 2019-2020, people were told, "wash your hands," "wear a mask, and "social distance" to avoid transmitting or getting the Rona.
"I'm so glad to see you, Aunt Sara! Gimme a big hug.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
"No, baby, we can't do that. (Spreads her arms wide) Cabbage Patch hug, at a distance! When this damn COVID-19 thing is over, I'll hug you 10 times to make up for it."
"All right, Aunt Sara. Here's a Cabbage Patch hug for my favorite aunt.
by Telly Watt-Amagonadou May 25, 2020

To be stoned as fuck and fall asleep. A cabbage is the person who hits 1 bowl and falls asleep mid sesh cause he's too ripped.
by Cabbagemaster69 August 11, 2017

by wheresmyspaghett January 6, 2019
