Genital Combustion

A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.

Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.

Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?

by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Super Carney Combo

An upgraded variation of the carney combo. This upgrade includes, in addition to the standard carney combo, the following; 1. A gimp mask and gag ball is worn by the pivot man. 2. A man sporting a mullet, wearing assless leather chaps, whips the pivot man with a cat-o-nine-tails made from bailing twine.

Gomez again upgraded his all inclusive carney combo package to the ever popular SUPER carney combo, causing him much pleasure

by Brian Boitano July 4, 2004

The Ultimate Sloppy Whopper Combo

This one is the most tricky of the sloppy whoppers, you need to get a group of friends to gang up on one victem. each performing different variations of the sloppy whopper. you must stick you penis in a burger, get another friend to get his penis in his or her mouth while she yawns, and the third friend to ejaculate on her back. Any one who can pull this off is a lord of the whopper.

We are so gonna get John back for all this. THE ULTIMATE SLOPPY WHOPPER COMBO!

by stan harris March 28, 2007

spontanus combustion

its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire

Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.

I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted

by Tangavitch May 15, 2007

Anal Combustion

When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast

Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion

by Imakeupstuff August 6, 2012

Double Glock Glock combo

The double Glock Glock combo is a oral sex position usually used by the female to the male

Female: you finna get hit by the "Double Glock Glock Combo"

Male: shawty your bad

by Yasin.vro February 2, 2019

nub combo

when u charge a plasma pistol & shoot them with it than shoot them with a BR,magnum,carbine in da head.

also known as da river combo

mace: River get da nub combo now!!!
River: i already got it don't worry nukka.
mace: nice river nub river oh shit 1 more damn nub him.
River: i got em chill Mace.
mace: fo sho.

by CJ aka mace windu 76 August 3, 2006