Mutton cock

Wide shiny greasy dick like a bit of fat lamb Kebab

Josh got kegged man he had a proper Mutton Cock

by Big Chungus PIG June 21, 2021

Twee-cocking

When someone is performatively shy and quirky on purpose to get attention.

You see Brent's MySpace profile picture where he's playing the ukulele? He's totally twee-cocking.

by Blink155PodFan360 September 11, 2018

Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

by Braddo May 25, 2017

cock stiff

the state of being rigid or hard, usually referring to a frozen or mortified condition

The body they pulled from underneath the ice was cock stiff.

by Derrick Trudeau March 5, 2008

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018

Cock Beam

A beam in which is used only for emergencies during sex. "cock beam" is a slang term for when you force so much cum out of your penis that it becomes a beam that is very deathly towards you and your partner and everybody within a 85 mile radius within you.

My grandpa died from a very violent cock beam.
His powerful cock beam released from his enormous penis.

by Tittysprinklezzzz5000 January 6, 2014

cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010