ham closet

9hh baby I love your ham closet
by Ham closet October 08, 2021
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Closeted

A girl who goes to an all girls school and calls girls bi when she is bi herself. She refuses to admit it so takes it out on some innocent civilian.
by Edgardavis22 April 11, 2021
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closeted

you.
you are so closeted.
by wilder242 August 09, 2022
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flashlight in the closet

Omg he totally had a flashlight in the closet.
by secretlover231 March 07, 2010
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the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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Closet Vaxxer

A parent that vaccinates their children or child in secret out of fear of being mocked and shamed by anti-vaxxers.
Did you hear about old Lou Silinavich, I heard he was a closet vaxxer and his kids are actually vaccinated. We shouldn’t let little Bobby Joe & Sue Ellen play with his kids any longer.
by MahatmaJonny December 19, 2018
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return to the closet

A random gay/lesbian starts to hide his/her sexuality because of different reasons, after a change of situation/location, without stopping being gay/lesbian.
Gay A - Where is this sweatie, that Paul?
Gay B - He moved to Atlanta yesterday.
Gay A - Like this?
Gay B - Well, he made a return to the closet.
GAY A -OMG that horrrrribleeeee!!!
by AlbaricoqueBCDE December 08, 2013
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