Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword February 16, 2018

Confetti Cannon

When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.

Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!

by Kelton Williams February 05, 2016

International Cannon Day

A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.

1: "It's International Cannon Day!"

2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"

by Ya Boi Unkown March 01, 2019

muff cannon

When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon

When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya

by Muffcannon March 30, 2017

Vanilla cannon

When a man whips out his penis in public and sprays his sperm on random old ladies or lady

I heard he vanilla cannoned his own grandma

by Bannanamitchandzand May 24, 2016

ducc cannon

A cannon that shoots ducks. What the fuck were you expecting.

Damn I hope nobody shoots me with that goddamn ducc cannon

by Kikotexan May 19, 2021

Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.

John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.

by Dash71101 September 03, 2019