Whistling Butthole

While having intense anal sex the male pulls out of her butthole and immediately goes down to her huge gapping ass hole and blows over it like blowing across a moonshiners jug.
My buddy was pounding his wife’s ass hole so good she begged him to give her the whistling butthole before the gapping closed.
by Tag Daddy January 24, 2024
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Butthole-rickroll

After gaining access to a partners, or lovers remote control vibrating device, push them to a point of extreme arousal, then sync the vibrations to Rick Astleys never gonna give you up. Bonus points for pushing them over the edge at the crescendo of the song.
My girlfriend got me good for April fools, she butthole-rickrolled me. I feel like I need a shower now.
by Aesclipus 20 February 21, 2021
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Phantom Butthole

When you lose your butthole or it falls off and you forget that you don’t have a butthole anymore and try to poop but nothing happens.
I went to take a poop and forgot I have phantom butthole.
by Fartman696969 October 28, 2021
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butthole of pain

a daily occurrence for some
Today was unusual, I didn't have butthole of pain, it was solid, smooth, and quick.
by Picka Shoe July 14, 2022
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butthole snacher

A known criminal from ohio with upwards of 10,000 victims .
by Thebuttholesnatcher September 20, 2022
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 08, 2023
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Butthole Collective

A group of persons who's sole purpose for congregating on a social network is to troll, harass, complain and spread annoyance. (see: 4chan and anonymous)
The loudmouth wieners on the 4chan message boards are nothing but a butthole collective.
by weehawk August 02, 2012
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