monkey business

Selling apes, gorillas, or chimpanzees for profit.

Mark made a killing with his new monkey business, they are going for $1000 bucks a pop!

by Preesty May 17, 2007

business suit

Waking up naked with a boner...Ready for business. (Stems from Birthday Suit)

Woke up Sunday morning with my Business suit. Brooke was looking so hot, I was ready to go.

by ynbk June 16, 2009

Business Class

Taking this is a terrible decision.

Business class is so boring. I’m writing this in business class. Business class is SO boring that I’m writing an Urban Dictionary definition about it to help relieve bordom in the class. It’s not working.
It’s SO boring that I was just touring Penny Lane in Google Street View.

by Hi, I'm Steve January 22, 2019

family business

a response to denote extreme incredulity.

can also be used to denote that someone is a hot mess.

Did you hear that Chantelle is pregnant...again!?!

Wow... family business.

by k. bris August 27, 2008

2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.

I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.

by Synomptions February 10, 2009

lifestyle business

A lifestyle business is an enterprise that provides its Founders/Owners with an adequate personal lifestyle but that is all. In other words, it does not represent a game changing, large-scale opportunity that others such as Venture Capital funds can or would participate in—there just isn’t a large enough market, growth is too low or their market share is too small.

“We run one of the most successful east coast VC-funds but a lot of the entrepreneurs who are coming to see us these days are really pitching a lifestyle business which, frankly, we have zero interest in. Even if everything goes exactly right, their growth rate is so low and the overall market is so small that, apart from giving the Founders each a job, there isn’t anything left over for us. We need to see more game-changing opportunities that will provide us with a return on investment that is 10 times what we put in. The only way to get a lifestyle business off the ground is to bootstrap it.”

by Prof Bruce April 1, 2010

take care of business

A man’s way of saying to his girlfriend or someone else that he wants or is going to masturbate.

Hey babe, wanna help me take care of business tonight?

by mr. daddy smack August 9, 2019