bullshit

usweekly saying that sprousehart broke up

usweekly: sProUsehaRt bRokE uP!!

literally everyone: bullshit

by cherylb0mbsheII July 24, 2019

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bullshit whistle

Blowing the bullshit whistle is method of calling someone out for not telling the truth about something. When a person knows a statement or story is total bullshit, he will make a “tweet-tweet” sound like a steam whistle. It’s especially handy in group settings like a smoking circle where the embarrassment for the liar can be maximized.

Todd: “Yo’, Chris. I heard you and Rabbit went to the club last night. How was it?”

Chris: “Dude, it was crazy. The bitches wouldn’t leave me alone. I guess they all wanted my potato dick.”

Rabbit: (exhaling an especially big bong rip) “Tweet-tweet. I'm totally blowing the bullshit whistle on that.”

by Orphanmaker July 11, 2011

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bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019

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Bullshit

I wonder what the bullshit of the day is going to be...

Hym “Because you know he’s going to be on some bullshit.... Welp... on another note, how many commercial aircraft disappearances do you think were just suicide? Because it can’t be zero... can it? I mean, you could say 9/11 but the plane didn’t disappear. I mean like a pilot was just done with life and he put some sleeping pills in his co-pilot’s coffee and then he just flew into the ocean. I mean, you wouldn’t KNOW that that’s what happened. You’d only be able to speculate. But what are the chances that it’s happened 0 times? Probably low. Maybe the Bermuda Triangle is like the global suicide forest. 🤷 ♂️”

by Hym Iam October 10, 2022

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