Brother

A awful human being that cannot be trusted. A thing sent by satan to punish all younger siblings. Thinks their always in charge even when their not. Always sits in his room playing video games and when he does come out, tries to ruin your life. Also: your forced to be nice to them even when their evil.

My brother was sent by satan. I dislike him

by Ryandoesntlikesisters April 26, 2019

Significant Brother

A committed partner in a long-term bromance.

Dirk: Hey, you wanna go to the bar tonight?

Lewis: Maybe but I'll have to check with my significant brother first.

by mommysdirtypillows October 19, 2009

congenital brother

Congenital brother is a family member who aquired your DNA after kissing (or making out in any of its forms) an individual who has acquired you "amino acids" via oral sex.

Dany: welcome to the family, you're my new congenital brother
Stefan: ???
Dany: that skank you hooked up with was carrying a mouthful of my genetic code

by bergali September 22, 2010

older brother tax

A tax which the present oldest male sibling gets complete rule over all other siblings

I use the power of older brother tax

by Ryan Sandstede April 5, 2019

What's up, his brother?

Very common in Israel.

Used to ask a good friend (also called a "brother", or with more sympathy "HIS brother") if everything's ok.

A: Haven't seen you for ages!.. What's up his brother?
B: Walla

by assaf March 16, 2005

i love you like a brother

A very sweet and endearing phrase that simply means what is says

"You know I love you like a brother" "And I love you like sister"

by Friend of the Endless April 13, 2007

brother james

Guys i uploaded a pic...showin this pimp in GOA! Check it out! and as for what i gotta say...JAMES!!!!! ur a mommafucka! sunday college mahn? are u fuckin outta ur fuckin head? why dontcha do find somthin better to do like gettin a friggin abortion??? Coz really u fucker...wajja think...u cud hav a cross between a dogg and a whatever u are, as a fuckin pet??? ill tell u the fuckin result...ull hav a barkin sonofabitch fuckin all the coke bottles fallen around the campus! Oh and as for tht vice-fuckin-princy! ask him to go take some spoken english classes coz the mofo wudnt kno the fuckin diff between a prayer and a fuckin christmas carol!

Mahn...this is a warnin for all those who wanna join this shit hole! All u get here is a big fat bitch called Shakuntala (calls herself Shakalaka ??? ) whose only purpose here is to give all the princys, vice-princys, and their mutts a good long blow before they sleep...COZ SHE SURE AS HELL DONNO NO BOTANY!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Moneymahn! December 3, 2004