british-“hey do you know what day it is!?”
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
american-“oh no…”
british- yep it’s national british people day!
by lisssyyyy October 15, 2021

An absolute Bollocks. This man has so many slurs in his arsenal that he will start spewing them out his rear end. A true treat to be around when he isn’t aggressive (horny).
by Gurti buba sub August 13, 2022

British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
by TheWillyConfuser November 02, 2019

A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020

Great British flicker gooning is where you slowly put warm baked bean into your urethra while listening to Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond.
by 6ngelical July 11, 2025

by these words don’t exist June 10, 2022

It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
by effyourmum March 22, 2023
