Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.
Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”
Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”
Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.
by Melina Furter. December 18, 2023
Boomer porn is Fox News, America One Network and other hyperpartisan conservative media outlets. It can also be outrageous videos from hyper partisan conservative politicians and commentators.
by The Big Labiaoski November 28, 2021
adj./noun
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
A mysterious phenomenon wherein someone—typically a person over 60—manages to instantly close, crash, or confuse any digital device the moment their fingers make contact with the screen or keyboard. Characterised by the accidental swiping away of important content, random app openings, or making a browser disappear with a single touch. No one knows how it happens. It just does.
"Don't let Dad try to fix it—he's got serious boomer hands. We'll lose everything."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
"She was watching a video, touched the screen, and now we’re in airplane mode. Classic boomer hands."
"My mum’s boomer hands closed 17 tabs just trying to scroll."
by Badger66666 April 12, 2025
People from the baby boomer generation who were raised by hippies and therefore have "hippie" tendencies.
My mom is a hippie boomer. She is not afraid to put in a hard days work but after, she'll find you the best bud around town and roll you a blunt.
by BusyRebeccaSmith August 16, 2021
by BusyRebeccaSmith August 16, 2021
Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.
by Entomologydistroyer July 30, 2024
Icy is an old man we know on discord, he complains and wines when he doesn't get alcohol. If he is not drunk he is spilling his chromosomes all over the place. When he laughs he sounds like a car engine that hasn't started for over 20 years, or a squeaky toy on crack.
Hey, it's our friend Icy the Boomer!
by MagicalAssets December 01, 2019