dumpster bear

1. a bear which forsakes its natural food source for foraging in dumpsters.

2. a sparing person who prefers to eat food which is no longer fresh or is past its expirion date, rather than discarding it.

"Why did you throw away my lunch leftovers?"
"Because they were in the fridge for three weeks now!"
"But they were still edible!"
"I wound't marry you if I knew you are such a dumpster bear."

by dumpsterbear January 8, 2010

Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

Mexican Bear Hug

A Mexican Bear Hug is when the drug cartels put you in rubber tires and light it on fire.

Ex: Holy Shit Mark is about to get a Mexican Bear Hug

by Beandip321 December 21, 2016

giggling my chuckling beard off

Laughing a lot. A lotta lot. And I mean a lot. An extreme version of "LOL"

Friend says something funny.

Other friend laughs at joke. "giggling my chuckling beard off/GMCBO!!!"

by leighzil August 3, 2009

colder than a polar bear's cock

when it's so cold you don't know what to do with yourself.

Jack: Wowsers it's frigid as hell up in these peaks.

Daniel: I know, right. It's fucking colder than a polar bear's cock, that's for sure.

by nuclear jope December 14, 2009

Pulling a Bear

To knowingly plan an event even though you know you're not going to make it.

To ditch in an dickheaded way.

Example:
Me: Bear you coming tonight?
Bear: Yeah! Ima be there!

That Night.
Me (over the phone): Where are you?
Bear: I told you I had plans!
Me: Wow are you Pulling a Bear...

by cdadger September 17, 2010

Sticky Polar Bear

When a woman goes down on a man and sticks a Popsicle in his anus.

Andrew and Marge were spending time together the other day and I heard she gave him a Sticky Polar Bear

by James K. Poke April 15, 2011