bugger crap

i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.

matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?

by Matthew T February 9, 2004

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003

carpet bagger

A married woman who routinely cruises gay clubs and hangouts for discreet female sexual encounters. She is typically unaware of pervasive subculture protocols.

Anne: Omigah! You have GOT to cut your nails and take off that promise ring before we go out, you look like a carpet bagger.

by elizabeth impossible December 22, 2008

Buggers Hole

AKA Burgess Hill, West Sussex, England - renamed due to the metaphorical stench of shit that lingers around the small town

Meet you in buggers hole for a few britneys

by Blueballseducation April 25, 2010

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

The Beggar's Exchange Rate

When someone doesn't follow the international exchange rate and takes you for a ride. Usually common among people who have no money.

So I was in Montreal for the weekend, and I couldn't find a Bureau de Change anywhere. The only person I could find was this complete mess of a man looking in trashcans for lunch.

I asked him "can you make change?" and I showed him a fifty dollar bill U.S..

I got back five dollars Canadian.

I was given The Beggar's Exchange Rate.

by Prefer not to tell ya February 28, 2007

Cheeky Bugger

A word farmers use to describe animals stealing there crops.

Farmer:*looks out of window*
Rabbit:*is stealing crops*
Farmer: why you...you.......you cheeky bugger

by RussianSlavAreCool September 22, 2021