beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.

Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.

by sir montavious January 24, 2006

Beemer

a car that is made by bmw a suv is not a beemer a beemer is the car made by bmw

my beemer is ridin' on 19's she's purddy

by JayKay February 25, 2005

Beaver Fever

A love for the protagonist in Rugby's greatest redemption story: Stephen Donald.

Sluzzas had huge Beaver Fever post- Rugby World Cup 2011

by roger76478 October 30, 2011

Beaverfuzz

A small fur bearing rodent that can swallow tube snake whole.
A lightly tufted python goblin.
The slightly retarded youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
A short, ugly, not so clever member of the Castor family.
A close relation to the beevalot.

I really need to get me some Beaverfuzz or I'm going to explode.

by Rock Hard October 21, 2005

Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.

Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?

by Wighty December 19, 2006

sneaky beaver

A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."

"Dude, I woke up last night mid-bone with Julia. That bitch got me with the sneaky beaver!"

by keats!!! January 14, 2010