cum-bed

The second or extra bed in a hotel room or guest bedroom used specifically for having sex, while the first bed is used only for sleeping.

There was 2 beds in our room but we only needed one, so we used the other as a cum-bed.

It's nice to have a cum-bed because you don't have to marinade in your own juices when you sleep.

by .......get it? January 2, 2017

Hard Bed

A word used to describe a very pleasurable bedframe, for sticking up your ass.

Usually has nice ridges and is smooth.

Hey bro, I just got off of my Hard Bed!

Ooh, that's hot! How was it?

Good man, but It smells like shit now.

by Flakersonnium Jakkersonium October 18, 2022

wet-the-bed

Someone weak. To not have control over one's bodily functions. To be a pussy.

That damn wet-the-bed gave me all his lunch money because I said I'd kick the shit out of him. He even promised me to give it to me tommorrow!

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Amber Heard the bed

Pop culture reference for shit the bed

Johnny Depp's career really Amber Heard the bed

by floydtaylor April 24, 2022

make his bed

When you have dirty, dirty, dirty sex on your Boo's gay BFF's bed and feel (slightly) guilty about it in the morning.

"We're going to have to 'Make his bed' tomorrow before we leave so he doesn't sleep in our, you know" , said Boo.

by mazzok May 23, 2016

bed shitter

Calvin making his picks

You really are a bed shitter when it comes to placing football bets.

by Tuneball September 10, 2008

bed angels

Like making snow angels, on your bed.

I'll never amount to anything. I'm only good at making bed angels.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009