Bank Porn

1) Bank offers that sound like a good decision in the beginning but turn out to be horrible for you or your business

2) Banks that bait and switch their customers.

My Bank sends me Porn in the mail, they offered me a free checking account but it has fees after 1 year.

I get Bank Porn in the mail every week, offering me no interest credit cards for the first 90 days then 22% interest there after.

I'm hooked on Bank Porn, my checking account cost me money

Instead of a fixed rate loan at 13% my bank recommended an adjustable rate loan, they were pushing Bank Porn.

by IndustrySource December 11, 2010

Badanks

The word given to the abundance of booty present on a female. When that ass makes you look twice because it requires two glances to fully take it in, thence shall it become a badanks.

"Hey, that chick had a badanks, brah!"

"Ayo, that was some huge badanks, man"

by Musika920212 July 24, 2012

Bank bitch

A Bank Bitch , is the person sitting on the bank watching their friend get their as kicked!

Look at that (Bank Bitch) just sitting there while their friends gets his ads kicked!

by #whippingpost March 13, 2018

Banks

The hottest girl there ever is. She always will stalk you and come to your house. It’s always fun. When her presence is nearby, you get a boner and just jump on top of her and hump her. She’s very good at it. The name banks means boobs and nipples kill Siri. If someone’s name is banks, they will start humping people named joe.

Ahhh, banks always touches my penis.

by PenisDestroyer987 March 3, 2019

Whackoffia Bank

This is an expression to indicate whacking off (hence whack-off-ia). The bank part comes into the picture because every time you whack off, you usually deposit something.

John: Hey Paul, you spider monkey, have you been wanking all night again??

Paul: Hush John! Don't say it loudly. But yeah I made a large deposit at Whackoffia Bank last night.

by SantoshGeorge February 17, 2008

left banked

To have friends or family that pretend to look out for your best interest, but these persons only send you cards or gifts when you complain. To complain and not have anyone listen except when it bothers a friend or relative personally.

I was left banked at that last job. The accounting department would never say hi to me unless I was at the company picnic with my ex.

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009

Tha' Bank

"Tha' Bank" is a pseudonym for Burbank, Calif. that the locals refer to their city as.

I heard the baddest bitches be in Tha' Bank; What you doin'? Nothing, finna' hit Tha' Bank; Tha' Bank is the most hated city in the 818. Haddeghucci's run that muthafucka.

by **B M G ** February 26, 2010