balger

a pubic wig ; merkin. orig. norfolk

in norfolk dialect cor, blass me gal.yer balger's juss come orf an' stuck to muh chin. oi look loike f'kin' oliver cromwell !

by d-lock October 23, 2011

Badger Slap

The opposite of a Mushroom Stamp.

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.

by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011

banger thusfar

A popular term meaning awesome, amazing, or spectacular.
Typically pronounced as one word with a German accent.

This season of Top Gear has been a banger thusfar.

by Ds801628 March 11, 2015

Bagerk

It's defined as anything useless, such as a politician or a hat with holes in it.

"Fuck a bagerk"

by Bun Tendy June 26, 2016

barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.

Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.

by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016

Badger den

Slang for a vagina

Quick fuck me in the Badger Den.

by Kwitty83 January 24, 2017

Badger in the mailbox

A term for an unexpected or unpredictable problem or issue which causes harm, physically, mentally, etc.
Can be used if the problem is self created or not.

Referential to the idea of a mailman’s opening a mailbox unknowingly containing an angered badger

(Self Created Problem) *Joe trips and hurts his nose*
Steve: Man, you really put the badger in the mailbox
Joe: I guess so

(Not self created) *Crazy girl destroys Steve’s car*
Steve: Man I really missed the badger in the mailbox there

by Thex1Amigo September 26, 2018