RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

One bean banjo

A woman touching her clit

Jenny, why were you late?

I was caught up playing the one bean banjo.

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

Poor man's banjo

A guitar with a blown up balloon in the sound hole to make it sound like a banjo.

I don't have enough money to buy a banjo so I'll make a Poor man's banjo.

by EDY28 June 28, 2021

mafia’s bf (bando)

the most amazing, kindest, loving human to exist. mafia’s bf (bando) is best bf ever!

stranger- mafia’s bf (bando) is just the best!
mafia- ofc he is he’s my bf

by mafiadadon May 2, 2022

Drop the banjo

Drop the banjo means to smoke weed.

Yo, Charlie! You wanna drop the banjo tonight?
You want me to bring my own banjo or-?

by Wevern November 29, 2022

Pushing The Banjo

You Are Talking About Sex With A Sibling But Aren't Sexually Intimate But It's Still Uncomfortable

Timmy Was Pushing The Banjo When Talking About Sexual Things With His Sister

by Lil_DemonWolf666 October 10, 2023

Playing the Banjo

Flicking your nipple while twisting your penis to imitate playing the banjo while you tune it (your nipple is the string, your penis is the tuner) to play a song; often done for pleasure.

Man I love playing the banjo songs, I was doing it alll night long.

by aliceincreed April 12, 2025