One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

wrench bandit

A male or female that likes to unexpectedly grope another males penis, or in some cases, give unexpected surprise "on the spot" oral.

Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"

by Tellish September 23, 2016

Bandit

In Air Force terms, a Bandit is an alien aircraft that is posing a threat towards the pilot.

Example 1:
Pilot: *Shoots down an enemy airplane"
Pilot: "One bandit down!"

Example 2:
Pilot: "Bandit, two o'clock!".

by Proud_Deplorable May 20, 2019

Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 January 23, 2016

Data bandit

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

by Jay2u March 5, 2016

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023

Stick bandit

A buff white crackhead located in central el paso bring sticks against his head and or twirling them

Oh look theres stick bandit breaking sticks against his head again

by Johnweinersnitchel July 17, 2022