One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Big Dick Bandit

A guy who has a massive penis that steals another’s man’s girlfriend.

The man at the club said, “Watch out hood your girlfriend right, here comes the big dick bandit”
Chris Garza is the definition of a big Dick bandit

by Themanmythlegendbandit December 18, 2023

Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit is a big black nigger that goes around Ohio tickling people's butt cracks and sometimes on special occasions, their holes.

The Ohio Butt Tickling Bandit made me lose my virginity!!!

by ohio-butt-tickling-bandit May 30, 2024

Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

Cornhole Bandit

Also known as a Butt Pirate, this type of bandit has un natural affections for another mans cornholio. They put their stick in cornholio and get poop on it. They perform ass widening and shit licking.

Look at that cornhole bandit, he robbed a Limpy Wristed Fag.

by Mr. Homophobia June 6, 2023

Backdoor Bandit

An individual or team of men who are infamous for going through the backdoor. Backdoor Bandits know that if the front door is being painted to go around back.

Friend: did you see that new sex tape that Christy was in?
Friend2: yeah man, looks like multiple backdoor bandits beat that up.

by BookuBucks April 18, 2013

cave bandit

Someone who enjoys anal sex.

Cathy is a hoe, she's a total cave bandit.

by ZombieZ93 December 31, 2017