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Balloon Twister

Someone who makes shapes or items using balloons. A twister may be someone dressed as a clown, in a colorful outfit or wearing a suit, but entertaining with different balloons.
Did you see the balloon twister at the mall? He made me a cool balloon dog.
by HalfTwisted-HalfKnot.com May 23, 2009
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balloon animaling

when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon.
yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \
hey that gurl wants a balloon animal brah!
"balloon animaling" is the beez kneez.
by dahondaboy August 14, 2010
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balloon tits

When you tie ropes around a girl's tits that they become red and inflate.
"Last night I was watching porn and this girl had big balloon tits"
by YourBoiCaesar February 16, 2017
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beatoff balcony

what happens when you have two people cocoeding a room and one is higher up than the other well they peer down and beatoff
hey man want to split the cost on this room i really want that beatoff balcony to enjoy watching you sleep
by refuse to poofread February 11, 2012
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Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.
man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
by mister moosecock February 14, 2012
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Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.
by The Handball King June 14, 2020
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balboa

a name used to replace the surname of someone who is meant to be solid or hard. usually the user of the name is a chav, trying to increase their reputation, or someone taking the piss out of a chav. it is taken from the popular film 'rocky' where rockies last name is balboa, and rocky being a boxer, meaning he is tough.

usually the user of the name is not actually that hard at all, they are usually, infact a pussy.
mikey BALBOA
gaz BALBOA
charlie BALBOA
by connor 4 king August 4, 2007
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