funk badger

A funk badger "talks the fuck" but "walks the wank".

Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.

Moby is a funk badger, as is David Beckham.

by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005

banger

a gangster/thug

dude i can tell from him wearing all red he's a banger

by Y0UNG DREAMER March 10, 2009

bagged

To have sex with someone.

I bagged a bitch this mornin'.

by Paris Bear December 16, 2007

Bagged

A car that is on air suspension

“You hear about Jeff being bagged? What a bitch static till we die pu$$y”

by The static kids December 3, 2021

Lemmy Badger

A medium sized mammal who makes a cocoon out of muff hair inside the small crevices of a woman's body.

Yuo must have a lemmy badger in your ass becase you are treating me like a rotten terd.

by Marc April 3, 2005

Douchen Baggen

A German douche bag.

Man that German guy was such a Douchen Baggen.

by spacedokke August 2, 2008

Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.

Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!

by Cody Jz October 14, 2008