Mochi-Bread

A nickname that refers to an individual as either soft to the touch or somewhat squishy. Can also be used literally, to refer to an individual who enjoys consuming mochi and/or bread on a daily basis.

Example One
Person 1: Hi Mochi-Bread.
Person 2: Must you always call me that? Yes, I know, I'm squishy. Now please stop.

Example Two
Person 1: How is your day today Mochi-Bread?
Person 2: Quiet, I'm trying to finish my mochi and my bread in peace.

by CutePenguin April 18, 2022

Bread Man

Han solo

Person 1: Bread Man is my favorite Star Wars character!
Person 2: Same!

by ratatatatatatata in the ghetto December 14, 2020

bread yum

yummy bread: this is not the way to say bread yum.

bread yum is when you wanna eat fried bread

guy: bread yum
person: are you a weirdo
guy: i want to have fried bread
person: your a weirdo
guy: you're
person: oh no you're smart!
guy: yes

by tomato mad that likes penguin September 27, 2020

bread missile

When your poop comes out and look like a baguette

Don’t go in your bathroom for a bit, I had a a bread missile

by Lxndrjmsfdr April 21, 2019

Special bread

When you get a loaf of bread shove it up someone arse and then proceed to eat it

Yeah me and the wife did a special bread yesterday it got messy

by Spermgoblin June 30, 2020

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011

pussy bread

1. loaf of bread that is sweet and moist

2. a girl who is bred for giving it up

where the fuck is my pussy bread?

she is fuckin pussy bread

by stacksondeck01 January 13, 2009