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boner toast by kingjoker13 January 27, 2014
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boner phone
The secret mobile telephone you utilize for porn viewing pleasure. Typically this phone has a larger screen with sticky smudge marks across the screen.
"Man its a good thing my I use incognito mode on my boner phone, my girlfriend would be horrified knowing what I watch to beat off"
boner phone by Lee Keydong April 21, 2015
Boner Check
When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused
"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."
Boner Check by DMTice40 August 1, 2015
Boner Break
When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.
"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"
Boner Break by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017