Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
A kind hearted boyfriend who works very hard to make everyone around him happy; cute and funny but very lazy from time to time but will always work hard for those he cares for
by Mr.Bob man April 02, 2022
Bobby is a great guy who is caring and really funny and is someone who you can turn to if you are sad.
by Jessica7 August 20, 2019
*notices all the chips are gone*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
Person 1: Hey, what kind of heady bobby would eat all the chips!?
Person 2: *Whistles innocently*
by MyspaceTrash2001 September 20, 2018
A bobby wallie is a complete sweetheart. He puts others before himself and has a soft heart made of gold. He is super outdoorsy and loves going for long drives. A bobby wallie is super tall, like his knees will be at his chin in a bath. A bobby wallie has super great Messi skills and is a a+ clay shooter. A bobby wallie is super brave as he has gone through so much, I mean he was attacked by a shark!!! But realistically, he Was in a terrible accident and is a living angel. A Bobby wallie is someone special, so never let a wallie go.
Bobby wallie!!!!!!
by Lilblondey888 April 01, 2019
Example 1:
Person 1: “Did you know that betty kissed gale?”
Person 2: “Wait really?”
Person 1: “on bobby im telling the truth”
Example 2:
Person 1: “Did you hear we are having a sub for math?”
Person 2: “Oh my gosh, shes so annoying”
Person 1: “On bobby bro she can smd”
Person 1: “Did you know that betty kissed gale?”
Person 2: “Wait really?”
Person 1: “on bobby im telling the truth”
Example 2:
Person 1: “Did you hear we are having a sub for math?”
Person 2: “Oh my gosh, shes so annoying”
Person 1: “On bobby bro she can smd”
by FeliciaLovesBob November 30, 2022
cervusTheBobquavious full name
Hey, is that Bobby Wobby Wlobby Robby Ronny Jonny Gonny Tonny Fronny Tarantonny the Fourthonny???
by Cervus91 August 03, 2024