go swing the bat

1.) To do something productive
2.) To make one's self useful
3.) To encourage someone to leave the room and do something productive

1.) "Andy, your annoying me, go swing the bat."
2.) "Andy, your not helping me at all, go swing the bat".
3.) "Hey Andy, go swing the bat."

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Bed Snake Bat

A small baseball bat, for use in bed, to attack the bed snake.

Man : Look honey, the bed snake has come out to play.
Woman : <Thwack>
Man : The bed snake is broken.

by DrSnow April 18, 2005

just-in-caseball bat

a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody

Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat

by treye May 23, 2008

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

The Bat King Effect

When you are too wrapped up in your own bullshit that you don't understand what's going on anymore.

Marge is concerned, Dean Heron is suffering from The Bat King Effect.

See you've even confused yourself. This is The Bat King Effect.

by LivingInAParadox December 5, 2016

bat guano crazy

A more polite, euphemistic, SFW way to describe someone who would otherwise be bat shit crazy

- Dude, so you ex threatened to break your necklace while you were sleeping?

- I know! I told you she was bat guano crazy!!!

- No wonder you dumped her, she IS bat guano crazy... just send her sorry ass to Arkham Asylum already!!!!

by el patron himself October 13, 2010

bat-shit crazy

Acting in a generally insane manner; Tom Cruise.

When Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah's couch, he proved he was bat-shit crazy.

by Lorraine Bates July 30, 2006