A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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Mike: "Hey you going to that party tonight?"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
Dave: "For sure, Cathy is going to be there. She's a total wrench bandit"
by Tellish September 23, 2016
Get the wrench bandit mug.originating in paper mario:color splash, he randomly appears on level select and will suck the colors out of a random level. if you reach where he wants to go (that place can be identified by a card) you start a battle with him.
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by Mayer0508 July 22, 2019
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Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
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by 2009 Cock Bandit Crew October 9, 2017
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Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.
Little Seoul is known to reside mostly of Asian descent. After the riots took place in 1992 Asians had to band together and protect their home, that would also be known as China town.
This is from the mouth of a women who resides on Ginger Street. "I've watched most of those kids grow up and I know most of their parents, it's sad to see the violence that takes place in Little Seoul, but we feel safe when Decker Side Bandits are outside, they are still humans and have hearts".
by anonymous August 27, 2025
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