A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021
Get the Cum Banditmug. man chad is such a clit bandit, he flipped my girls nips then dipped
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
Terry the clit bandit really ruined a lot of relationships during IUPatties
by stephanohl October 10, 2019
Get the clit banditmug. A sensitive ass due to the combination of poor hygiene and chafing. The result of being on the run or moving about with a poorly cleaned anus. Typically follows defecation.
After jogging for a block, I realized I had not wiped myself properly and had a raging case of bandit ass.
by ccfar May 19, 2022
Get the Bandit assmug. Established in Alberta Corrections in 2025 by an inmate in administrative segregation that has grown rapidly in size. They go by 242 BDB. Although it sounds like a joke, these guys are serious and have ties to other institutional gangs. There are 7 original members. 1 president, 1 Vice President and 5 other original members. All members are selected by the President or Vice president, or sponsored and prospected by other full patch members
Big Dick Bandits baby 242 BDB Est25. FSCC Crew ERC Crew. "No common Enemies" is their Credo. OG's- Junez, C-Hix, El-Mo, Syd, T, No name, Solo
by Connectionsincorrections May 6, 2025
Get the Big Dick Banditsmug. When one sneaks into a bedroom or an area where someone is sleeping. You then proceed to masterbate(or rub one out) on the sleeping persons face and quickly sneaking back out before that person awakes
by ALBLOCK December 3, 2010
Get the The Sneaky Banditmug. by Booty bandit18 July 27, 2018
Get the Booty banditmug.