Australia

The place where everybody's bloody proud and patriotic.

Especially those who live out in the sticks.

"WE LOVE AUSTRALIA! PROUD TO BE AUSSIE!!"

Sigh.

If you go, go to the cities. Adelaide is good. Good traffic, not too busy or crowded, good shopping, generally people are nice. In my opinion.

I apologise on behalf of all the Australian definitions made by Aussies, as they are all proud and think Australia's superior.

"Australian, born and bred! Fuck the rest."
"Racist dick, shut your mouth."

by Ostrayleah December 13, 2012

Australian Nosering

When a woman gets a surgical procedure that opens a tunnel in between the inside of her vagina and the inside of her anus. Following the procedure, a threesome with two men ensues. Their two penises are inserted into both openings and touch each other, thus creating a nose ring like double dick.

Danny And George gave me a nasty australian nosering yesterday.

by jlkafsdjl;adjsfl October 31, 2009

Australian Mullet

A mullet "down-under." Excessive pubic hair growing to the point of becoming a hair do down there. However, it is difficult to tell which part is business and which is the party.

I took off her pants and WHOA, what's with the Australian mullet?

by boredworker55 March 18, 2011

Australian Hummingbird

A girl who is known for visiting many "nectar providing appendages" in one night To satisfy her thirst Down under.

Man, did you see Carla at the party last night?
Yeah she was like a fucking Australian Hummingbird!

by TheMightyGregasaurus May 14, 2011

Australian bird

A euphemism for dildo.

Person 1: Oh man do i love them australian birds yeee
Person 2: Ew no thats gross

by shirleyjjjjjjjj January 17, 2013

Australian Waterfall

An Australian waterfall is the act of marinating a juicy t bone steak in a lady's period blood and proceeding to barbecue it.

Allan and Wendy made some Australian Waterfall Steaks last night.

by Pooh bear's constipated rectum January 19, 2014

Australia

The skin surrounding either a male's or female's genitalia/erogenous zone that is below the waist. It may also be used to refer to the genitalia itself, as well.

The bf is coming over tonight, better clean up my Australia.

by wordsrfun2283 May 5, 2014