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An individual who cremes at the thought of noodles, rubix cubes and children. They can also be found hugging book shelves and squinting when it is not even sunny outside.
idividual 1: what are you doing tonight
idividual 2: asian porn
by rapicot December 11, 2012
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thunder asian

A muscular, hilarious, or other wise beastly asian. They play football. They are on Ninja Warrior. They do their own versions of american punk songs.
by Nick11232 November 7, 2007
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sneaky Asian

One who outwits his friends in matters of payment. Inspired by the Asian tradition of fighting for the bill at the end of the meal. Those who loose the fight sometimes retaliate by sneaking money into the winner's wallet, glove compartment, etc.

Most often used as a verb.
As you're doing the bill tug-o-war: "Don't try to pull that !@&$% that with me; you know I'm just going to sneaky Asian you later."

Oh man, he tried to pay for dinner but we totally sneaky Asianed him.
by Pei Liao May 16, 2006
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daniel w.

a person who performs sexual acts for money and or saki who happens to be asian.
man, daniel w. (the asian prostitute) said i owed him 5 dowas (dollars)
by topamonster May 3, 2005
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Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.
Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
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asian skinny

When a girl is skinny not because she works out but because she doesn't eat much. Genetics may also be a factor.
Look at that chick, she's paper thin. She's asian skinny.
by darkvalour February 9, 2009
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Asian Blindfold

Kevin Yen thought we lost power when I blind folded him with dental floss.
by The Puerto Rican Jew April 28, 2005
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