Alaska ass blaster

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.

Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”

by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021

alaoka

an alaoka is someone who is dry/dry texter

“Emily is such a dry texter”
“omg so there an alaoka?”

by soalouuuy June 9, 2021

AlaskaM00se

moosie woosie da moosie boi yah yah yah da king da king da king
when he goes for a walk he will freee your cock and take your socks yah yah yah
HE IS DA BEST YT EVER!!!

yoo that alaskam00se guy is good as g he da best yt ever g

by Bigmanzarrari August 27, 2021

Alaskan Poop Bucket

The act of Masturbating into a bucket filled with feces then dumping it onto your special someone's groinal region before coitus.

My lover and I had a night of passion. We tried out the Alaskan Poop Bucket and it went well.

by Thefryinhawaiin September 15, 2021

Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉

I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO

by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021

Alaskan Nut Tug

An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.

Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."

by Bill cosbo October 7, 2021

Alaskan wet wipe

The act of ejaculating on a tissue, freezing it and using it as an ice pack.

John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.

by Wet wiper October 16, 2021