ASSHOLE

1. Annoying Self-Satisfying Hedonistic Ostentatiously Ludicrous Egotist

Yeah

2. The Anus

Hey, ASSHOLE, just because you are the life of the party doesn't mean people like you.

Loud mouth, loud shirt... Definitely an ASSHOLE.

Ignore the ASSHOLE, he's just trolling in real life.

That ASSHOLE is making a scene again. Ignore it and it will eventually go away.

She called to complain that it hurt her asshole. I told her suppositories are a bad idea.

by You Needn't know. July 6, 2011

Ashley

A carrot

Ashley is a carrot

by alaynaaa June 13, 2018

Ashleigh

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet, you will fall in love but she will play you and break your heart for one of your friends and then go on to play just because she is supposedly confused. Girls named Ashleigh can either make you will whole or leave you shattered.

Boy 1: Look it’s Ashleigh over there
Boy 2: Oh no, don’t this again

by heartbroken0909 July 2, 2019

David and Ashley

Perfection.... Soulmates... Twinflames who are meant to be and will always be. Sexy... Electric. Magnetic. .

I wish I could have a David and Ashley Relationship.

by #oneluckygirl💖 January 13, 2017

paper asshole

The little paper reinforcements you used to use when one of the holes in a 3-ring punched sheet of paper got a rip in it.

Dammit, I ripped the fucking paper again..Bob! Get me the box of paper assholes!

by Hookpenis June 20, 2005

Ashley

(n) someone who prefers a more than normal amount of burnt on their toast.

"Shit, this toast is burnt."

"Nah, I'm an Ashley."

by Lurk'n slirker August 22, 2014

Chunky Asshole

Gross.

Its like if you have a really gross poop that gets your asshole all poopy but then you don’t wipe at all whatsoever. Gross.

Yea so I was about to toss her salad and then I found out, SHE HAS A CHUNKY ASSHOLE!!

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006