the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.
by bumbletrump February 02, 2016
A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
1. DUDE, i totally anal grenaded this chick i met at the club last night
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you
2. If you don't shut the fuck up bitch, ima anal grenade you
by Anal Grenader December 04, 2008
an STD that causes lots of warts on your ass that will clog up your crack.
its really gross and you should hope to god to never see it or contract it.
its really gross and you should hope to god to never see it or contract it.
by robot mayhem January 30, 2006
by 546654 September 19, 2007
An anal raider is a term ispired by the popular film indianna jones, in the film indianna raids tombs in a super hero like way, the fucking bastard, the phrase therefore means a person useually male raids or ventures into another mans anus, without the other parys permission, this could be looked upon as bum rape.
I was at the party last week and was slightly pissed out of my head, i think i experienced what an expert anal raider Gertrude has become, he complaetely took me by surprise.
by Anal raider annonymous July 04, 2006
Dry anal is an act of anal sex between two sex partners, hetero or homo, where the penis is inserted into an anus unproperly lubricated, leaving the anus raw, puckered, and sometimes bleeding.
by Anonymous February 12, 2003