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albert are do have the best youtuber? yes the are do hmm are the have big roux. little robux you haha.
by KodeEpic November 13, 2019
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Grande Prairie, Alberta

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.
Guy 1: There is nothing to do in Grande Prairie Alberta accept buy a big jacked up truck, do drugs, and whore my life away.
Guy 2: Yeah, this city is sure a shit stain on humanity if you ask me!

Hill Billy 1: Fuck yeah, I got my dick sucked in a port a potty at a party. I work in the oil patch and make $100K+ per year. I have more STIs than the alphabet has letters. Woo hoo! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta baby!
Hill Billy 2: Dude, you are a fucking alpha male/god! Only in Grande Prairie, Alberta could I possibly accomplish this!
by Honest Morpheus February 4, 2014
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Alberta

It's a part of Canada, often referred to as the Texas of Canada due to the fact that it's fucking packed with oil. Everyone there is a rich ass hole, or a wanna be rich asshole. An albertian can attempt to make friends, but loses them quickly to their cocky nature and asshole behavior.
Man Alberta Canada fucking sucks, it's cold and everyone there is a damn asshole!
by Pelly January 27, 2015
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St. Albert

"Hey man have you been to the town of bwian yet? it's also known as St. Albert, it's a pretty neat place!"
by The Genius Dude September 15, 2011
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Alerah

Alerah is an amazing girl who can do lots of tricks and stuff. She could like be an Olympian, and make you laugh and drop kick you in the face and be the bestest friend in the world.
Alerah is the kinda girl you wanna get a beach house with after your husbands pass away. You’ll be forever thankful for an Alerah if you meet her, and to not have a definition of her name would be cruel.
I love Alerah, she’s my bestfriend

Alerah can do cool tricks

Id marry an Alerah

Alerah I’m gonna be your manager for the Olympic and make money off you
by JaCkie Dorst December 17, 2019
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albertoscorfano outsold

Albertoscorfano outsold is a pretty exotic tiktoker who has gained over 1.5k followers over the past 3 months. She would simp for anything including a car. She is currently head over heels for the fictional character named Alberto Scorfano as she once was for Adrien Agreste/Chat Noir and Quackity.
“Albertoscorfano outsold’s face reveal made me scream without an s.”
by thatonefruitydude August 11, 2021
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Alberta Jellyfish

A used condom found floating in a lake or river.
Man I was rafting the other day and ran into an Alberta Jellyfish! Now I gotta get tested!
by damar1985 September 15, 2009
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