Dragging male genitalia through dirt/ mud before engaging in intercourse where one's partner's head is covered in a musty, rancid blanket.
by WhatDoesThatMean? April 16, 2011
Dirty Lyndsay is an oxymoron.
by KingThem December 04, 2020
A person who gets so drunk and passes out, that the next day you can tell them that they blew you and they will believe you.
Cole says: "Hey Alex, you blew me last night."
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
Alex says: "Well Cole, I believe you, but please don't tell anyone!"
Cole says to other people: "Alex is such a Dirty Merchant that he believes he blew me last night!"
by Ihaspotpaiz November 19, 2015
The act of shoving a tablespoon up a mans gaping asshole and the dancing on his back with 3 dingos while La Campanella plays in the background
by andi420 April 03, 2021
When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.
Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.
by lickalotofpuss69 March 24, 2011
Upon discovering the water has been turned off, due to non-payment, the occupants of the home continue to use the toilet until it is filled to the brim with shit and sour piss .
by C-Money666 January 12, 2020
The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.
by The Dirty Lenny March 16, 2021